1. common people

2. in the meantime

3. highway 61 re-revisited

4. necessary

5. blushing bride

6. etch-a-sketch

7. once upon a time in

    westchester

8.   zeitgeist

9.   build a fire

10. cleaned and pressed

11. they go giddy

12. the other half

13. jesus christ what an

      undiscovered life for such

      a robust man of the world

click on song titles to read lyrics

all songs written by Alan Andrews  ©1999

common people
          
i want to join with the common people 
i no longer want to rule the roost 
i’d like to do all those common things 
i wish i needed no excuse 

get off of the cross 
no matter the cost 
by fortune by torture or by noose 

now i’d eat crow any way you serve it 
i’d even learn to lick my plate 
i’ll be a i’d be your faithful servant 
i’ll sign for the package 
delivered by the hand of fate 

at six i’ll have drinks 
in a bar that stinks 
with the people who keep 
people like me in their place 

i want to join with the common people 
i want to join with the common people 
i want to join with the calm 

get off of the cross 
no matter the cost 
by fortune by torture or by noose 

it’s time i learned that there’s a beauty in dying 
but this is not a time to make a stand 
it’s time i changed all the cd’s i’m buying 
maybe it’s time for this is your land 

give everything back and leave the pack 
the lions laying down with the lambs 

i want to join with the common people 

 

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 in the meantime
             
in the meantime 
you should be taking pictures 
you should be making sketches 
of everything that you done 

in the meantime 
stop writing in your journal 
and make a chapter 
with someone 
other than someone 
who can’t do the same 

in the meantime 
stay lighthearted 
always keep on laughing 
you know they’d love to see you bawl 

in the meantime 
keep a bird in both hands 
you won’t fly 
but you won’t fall 
i hope you’re wishing 
on something more than a star 

in the meantime 
in the meantime 
in the meantime 

in the meantime 
this time is precious 
this time is this time 
this time will pass 
i hope you’re getting what you need 
while you figure out what you want 
in the meantime 
in the meantime 
in between time 
in the meantime 
in the meantime

 

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highway 61 re-revisited 
                         
issac’s burning rubber down the road 
looking nervous 
he’s got the pedal floored 
abraham’s behind him in a rented ford 
with a loaded forty-five 
and a message from the lord 

they see a sign for desolation row 
isaac clicks his heels 
and say’s there’s no direction home 
the commander and chief’s carving a new tombstone 
he swaggers over puts out his thumb 
and hands them a bone 

they get off of route sixty-six 
to get their kicks on highway sixty-one 

abe’s incognito no shoes a bald-wig on 
he meets a circus geek by the name of mr. jones 
he say’s something’s happening here 
what is the sword swallower moans 
the strong man laughs abe you’re dumb 
that chicken’s not yellow it’s your son 

they get off of route sixty-six 
to get their kicks on highway sixty-one 

now abe’s old and sick a complete unknown 
when the king of the philistines offers him his thrown 
he say’s the city fathers would reward you 
for everything you’ve done 
abe say’s get my son on vh-1 

they get off of route sixty-six 
to get their kicks on highway sixty-one 

 

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necessary
       
when i’ve washed up like a stone 
and you find me on the shore 
won’t you take me home 
to a place i don’t belong 
let me rest and grow strong let me perform 
all the things that you deem necessary 

won’t you trust me like a safe 
you keep in that guarded place 
with no key or lock 
just some numbers even you forgot 
let me watch over you 
keep you safe the whole night through 
let me prove i can be necessary 

twisted and tangled 
jingled or jangled 
i’m like money in the bank 
use me abuse me 
look right through me 
i’m just a guppy in your tank 

you can read me like a book 
or catch me like a crook 
who got caught with the loot 
after a hot pursuit 
please send me to my room 
for at least a hundred junes 
come one may i be necessary 

twisted and tangled 
jingled or jangled 
i’m like money in the bank 
buy me try me lie to me 
i’m just a tiger in your tank 

and when you cast me away 
with my last splash i’ll say 
thanks for letting me be 
listed amongst your casualties 
and as i’m going down 
i am finally homeward bound 
at least the sea let’s me be necessary 

 

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blushing bride
        
it will never be 
me by your side 
blushing bride 
dressed in white 
wedding night 

when the big day comes 
it will be someone else 
by your side 
blushing bride 

i’ll be all alone 
in my one room home 
plastic forks and t.v. dinners 
and my tuxedo on 

when he walks you down the aisle 
warring a pregnant smile 
i’ll be drying my eyes 
blushing bride 

when he gets you alone 
after all the guests have gone 
and he takes off his carnation 
your bouquets already tossed 

it will never be 
me by your side 
blushing bride 

when he moves you away 
out of mind and out of state 
i will finally learn to drive 
blushing bride 

 

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etch-a-sketch
     
etch-a-sketch 
draw a straight line 
that isn’t very hard 

wake me when the 
fun’s about to start 

some get lucky on the first try 
they call that that beginners luck 
others are to blind to see 
until they’re thunder struck 

clue me in on 
the rules of the game 

alan-malan-foe-falan-me-my-mo-malan 
is that how i should say my name 

some take their chances 
they always pick the right card 
others never find their way 
even with the flood lights on 

and if this song does not move you 
just put your helmet on 
and plow right through 

some people they walk under ladders 
rob banks with guns that don’t shoot 
others still feel naked 
home alone in their birthday suit 

etch-a-sketch 
draw a straight line etch-a-sketch 
that isn’t very hard 

etch-a-sketch draw a straight line

 

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once upon a time in westchester
                                  
while they were digging in white plains 
they came across some human remains 
all bones no brains 

there was a watch on the stiffs wrist 
it said from chubby checker let’s twist 
but you twisted your life away 

you probably had a lot of muscle 
wore a leisure suit 
and you did the latin hustle 
but you ain’t dancing any more these days 

in your pocket they found a receipt 
from a little café on carmine street 
you had an espresso and a canoli 
at least your last meal was short and sweet 

i’m sure you must’ve seen all it coming 
by the looks of your shoes 
you did a whole lot of running 
but now you’re running in a different race 

you probably had a lot of connections 
maybe you got caught 
skimming off the collections 
but now you’re only taking up space 

while they where digging in white plains 
they came across some human remains 

 

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zeitgeist

i have known you forever 
well at least for a hundred lives 
and though i do not believe in reincarnation 
For you an exception applies 

i see us as a zeitgeist 
as a spark as a ghost 
and when this whole world starts sinking 
grab my hand and we’ll float 

to our place in the heavens 
where we got the cutest little cloud 
you’re in the kitchen pouring stardust 
i’m playing my harp obnoxiously loud 

i need you like a gambler 
needs a mudder in the rain 
like a junkie needs a needle 
like a masochist need pain 

you get me thirsty as a vampire 
you get hungry as the wolf 
i’m just lurking in the shadows 
waiting to sink my teeth in you 

they got a room for us in hades 
the only one left with crushed ice 
the only film they show is the towering inferno 
but the night clerk gives good love advice 

i have loved you forever 
well at least for a thousand lives 
although i absolutely positively 
do not believe in reincarnation 
for you a special dispensation applies 

 

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build a fire
     
to whom it may concern 
i’ve got no idea what it takes 
it just seemed to go just seemed to snake 
down the hole down the shaft 
a lifetime of work turned into a hail mary pass 

dear sir i haven’t got a handle 
on what’s occurred 
the truck that hit me 
must have left my judgement blurred 
it gets a bit convoluted but i swear it’s sincere 
somewhere between lethal injection and a reclining chair 

i can’t stop the world from turning 
‘round and ‘round and ‘round the sun 

but i can build a fire for you 
right now that’s all i can do 
i can build a fire for you 
i can build a fire 

for your information 
they just changed the rules of the game 
i found out the rain in spain falls mainly in spain 
now that might seem capricious 
but it actually sets things right 
you see were all getting pissed on 
from a considerable height 

i can’t stop the world from turning 
‘round and ‘round and ‘round the sun 

but i can build a fire for you 
right now that’s all i can do 
i can build a fire for you 
i can build a fire 

but everybody knows, everybody knows this is how it goes 

i can’t stop the world from turning 
‘round and ‘round and ‘round the sun 

but i can build a fire for you 
right now that’s all i can do 
i can build a fire for you 
i can build a fire 

 

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cleaned and pressed
                     
when the card say’s go to jail 
you cannot collect the rent 
but you can go around again 
after you settle the debt 

and when you’re walking by that vacant lot 
count the blessings that you have 
amongst the have’s most of us have not 
even arthur screwed up camelot 

you are not a legend or a mirage on the bottom of 
the pool you’re in 
if you swim every lap 
you might grow a fin 
you’ll make up for what you lack 

and before you leave the nest 
wear a sportcoat or a button vest 
quartered cuffs or your sunday best 
let them see that you’re clean and pressed 

when you find yourself on a fallen knee 
remember to keep your crown on straight 
why scream father why have you forsaken me 
after all you’re his hand picked candidate 

you are not a soldier or a saviour or a martyr in this 
war on yourself 
learn to face the truth 
lay your burden down 
say no to the troops 

and before you leave the nest 
wear a sportcoat or a button vest 
quartered cuffs or your sunday best 
let them see that you’re clean and pressed 
let them see that your clean 

 

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they go giddy
         
i know this girl named j.j. 
she lives o the lower eastside 
she can’t sing or dance 
but she’s got a nice ass 
and she gets a good gig every night 

all the bar owners love j.j. 
her talents they cannot resist 
they don’t concentrate on the notes she breaks 
they just like to look at her tits 

they go wild for pretty women 
they go nuts for the handsome young men 
they go giddy in new york city 
if your friends have money to spend 

now steve books the bands at the café 
he’s got a tin ear 
but if you fill twenty seats 
and he counts twenty receipts 
you’re a real big star there 

he goes wild for the mundane 
they go nuts for the bland 
they go giddy in new york city 
if there’s ten bucks in your hand 

i had a dream that george gershwin 
came back and did an open mike 
his first song ran too long 
and everyone heard 
half of rhapsody in blue that night 

they go wild for pretty women 
they go nuts for the handsome young men 
they go giddy in new york city 
if your friends bring money to spend 

they go wild for the mundane 
they go nuts for the bland 
i wish you all the best 
but me i’d invest 
in that girls j.j.’s band 

 

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the other half
         
what we’ve got here is a peppermint stick 
anyone who wants can take a lick 
if you want it here it is come and get it 
better hurry because it may not last 

what we got here is a shiny little boat 
gonna paint it black with twenty shiny coats 
the nineteenth made me nervous 
so why don’t you do the last 

i’ll walk you run why don’t you stand while i sit 

it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half lives 

gonna light myself a big fat cigar 
don’t get to close you might get burned by fire 
the smell repels you 
but you keep leaning on for a whiff 

and you talk talk talk about your influential friends 
your boon companions till the bitter end 
but underneath your christmas tree 
i don’t see a single gift 

i’ll throw you fetch go and get it you sonofabitch 

it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half lives 

i only count on what’s right in front of me 
and on the subject of my future 
i rely on my own manifest destiny 

you starve i’ll eat how do you like the way that shoe fits 

it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half 
it’ll do you good to see how the other half lives 

what we got here is a rocket ship 
anyone who wants can take the trip 
people all over the world join hands 
because it’s going fast 

 

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jesus christ what an undiscovered life

 for such a robust man of the world
                                              
i’m just standing 
on the avenue 
i’m nothing much to mention 

but it looks so sweet 
on the sunny side of the street 
but that doesn’t suit my complexion 

jesus christ what an undiscovered life 
for such a robust man of the world 

lord stop me before i start 
throwing those darts 
i’m scared one might have some poison on it 

and the company i keep 
just puts me to sleep 
i’m caught in between the sitting ducks 
and the moving targets 

jesus christ what an undiscovered life 
for such a robust man of the world 

but i love you 
even those who don’t love me back 
i’m willing to turn the other cheek 

holy smoke what a friggin’ joke 
on a robust man 
on a robust man 
on a robust man of the world 

but i’m still standing on the avenue

 

 

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